"The page we want is missing? How could it be missing? It was here just a minute ago. I'm sure of it!"

"Well, it's not here now. Maybe it got sucked into an interdimensional portal. Or, I know! A demon stole it!"

"You've really got to get out more, you know? Not everything is the fault of the supernatural."

"Yeah, but you have to admit that it sounds better than 'The server can't find the page you're looking for.'"